My one wish for the first day of school was to make friends with the cool kids.
Instead, I knocked over a priceless museum artifact, ate three-thousand-year-old cheese, and got cursed. If I can't break that curse, I'm stuck serving an ancient Egyptian King forever!
My name is John and my farts summon King Tut's ghost. This is my story.
About the Author:
I am a long time RPG and video game addict who has taken to authorhood as an additional form of exercising my imagination. I tend write new takes on well-known myths. From a tooth fairy that hunts human traffickers to a muse that inspires individuals to kill instead of create to a 5th grader who farts ghosts, something unique awaits readers of all ages in my books.