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'Metzger's Dog' by Thomas Perry is a humorous and engaging novel filled with nutty characters, capers, and sharp comical observations on bureaucracy. The story follows Leroy Chinese Gordon, a minor criminal with a unique gang of friends, as they embark on a wild adventure involving a stolen box of valuable papers, a plan to blackmail the CIA, and a series of comedic mishaps. The writing style is described as stunningly deft, subtle, and filled with tongue-in-cheek humor that keeps readers entertained and engaged throughout the book.

Characters:

The characters are eccentric and humorous, each contributing their unique skills and personalities to the overall comedic tone of the story.

Writing/Prose:

The writing style is characterized by humor and sharp dialogue, showcasing the author's skillful and subtle approach to storytelling.

Plot/Storyline:

The storyline revolves around quirky characters who mistakenly engage in a blackmail scheme, involving the CIA, as they commit burglaries and attempt to navigate various comical mishaps.

Setting:

The setting primarily takes place in Los Angeles, utilizing various urban locales to enhance the narrative.

Pacing:

The pacing is lively and engaging, effectively maintaining reader interest from a humorous introduction through the unfolding plot.
1 Chinese Gordon was fully awake. He'd heard the clinking noise again, and now there was no question the cat was listening too. The cat, Doctor Henry Metzger, had assumed the loaf-of-bread position on...

Notes:

The story follows a group of eccentric older men with military backgrounds who engage in burglaries.
The leader of the gang has a cat named Doctor Henry, who he believes is very perceptive.
They attempt to blackmail the CIA for five million dollars, causing chaos instead of a simple deal.
One of the gang members is named Leroy Chinese Gordon, who is a skilled tool and die maker.
Gordon has built an anti-aircraft gun and mounted it in his van.
They accidentally kidnap a junkyard dog, who becomes controlled by the cat, Doctor Henry.
They stumble upon a valuable locked box during a heist, which leads them to unexpected trouble.
The CIA portrays incompetence, mistaking the gang for a foreign terrorist organization.
The novel mixes humor with critique of government bureaucracy.
Written in 1983, the book reflects on paranoia in government.
It was reissued in the early 2000s with a foreword that brought humor to the book's introduction.
Readers find the story engaging and filled with absurd yet relatable situations.
The book features a strong comedic tone and sharp character banter.
It's noted for its clever observations of people and bureaucracies while also being entertaining.

Sensitive Topics/Content Warnings

Content warnings include violence related to criminal activities and drugs, but nothing excessively graphic.

From The Publisher:

The much-loved comic thriller by the author of the Edgar Award-winning The Butcher's Boy is now, by popular demand, back in print, featuring a new Introduction by bestselling author Carl Hiaasen.

When Leroy "Chinese" Gordon breaks into a professor's lab at the University of Los Angeles, he's after some pharmaceutical cocaine, worth plenty of money. Instead, he finds the papers the professor has compiled for the CIA, which include a blueprint for throwing a large city into chaos. But how is the CIA to be persuaded to pay a suitable ransom, unless of course someone actually uses the plan to throw a large city into chaos-Los Angeles, for instance? Assigned to cope with the crisis and restore the peace, veteran agent Ben Porterfield steps onto the scene to remind us that the CIA's middle name is, after all, Intelligence. Enlivening the mix are Gordon's beautiful girlfriend, Margaret, his temperamental cat, Dr. Henry Metzger, and Metzger's friend, an enormous half-wild dog with huge teeth.

 
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